Jun
18
2007

A little amuesment

Under Lighter Things By Peter Ould

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Lighter Things

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: “The Kingdom of Heaven is like y = 3x2 + 8x - 9.”

A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: “What on Earth does he mean by that?”

Peter smiled. “Don’t worry. It’s just another one of his parabolas.”

Yes, I was a statistician in a former life

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