Not only has Nick Baines just spent the last few days in the part of the world where all the best people come from, his latest blog post includes a not so subtle hand-slapping of the Dean of Southwark Cathedral (Baines’ diocesan Cathedral).
Colin is always full of surprises and is great company. He is also never short of an opinion. Now, that is fine when you know what you are talking about. Speculation can sometimes be funny. But how on earth did he find his way into print on two things he cannot possibly know about?
He begins by describing the Lambeth Conference from July 2008. Yet he wasnâ€™t there. It was for bishops. You canâ€™t make too many judgments from the outside and cannot possibly know the rationale behind the decision of those who did not come. We can speculate; but we cannot make definitive statements about them. To make the judgements Colin makes with such unassailable confidence is just silly (even if he turns out to be right).
Then he goes on to enter the mind of the Bishop of Rochester and reveal to the world the real reason behind the bishopâ€™s decision to resign later this year. Colin appears to know definitively what is going on in the bishopâ€™s mindÂ – which goes well beyond speculation. How is this possible without prophetic (abusing the word, I knowâ€¦) superpowers.
What is really funny is that neither of these issues has any place in an annual report for or fromÂ Southwark Cathedral as neither are the business of Southwark Cathedral. Are they?
Colin, I want your superpowers! I, too, want to be able to see into the minds of people I know and expose definitively to the world the real contents of their minds and motives. (Or is that Godâ€™s business?)