Fan Mail Friday
A new feature where I publish some of the more entertaining hate mail and blog comments that I’ve received. This week’s offering is just peachy.
If you want to lead an unnatural (for you) life married to a woman then just get on with it. Nobody’s interested and you’re nothing special.
You are a self-obsessed narcissist though . . . constantly carping on about your phony lifestyle choice and worse, constantly trying to take my liberties away from me.
So wait, I shouldn’t go gay, which means I can’t be gay at the moment because if I were how could I go gay? And who am I collaborating with? Do I get bribe money? Why haven’t I seen any of it? And if I’m not gay and it’s unnatural for me to be married to a woman, what am I? And if you’re not interested why have you bothered to write the comment? And if my lifestyle choice (which must have something to do with my not-gay but also unnatural to marry a woman sexuality – help!) is phony, what should it be? Please give me some advice commenter, I am so confused! Perhaps a nice picture of a kitten will make all the brain hurt go away…
Aaah, the high level of intellectual debate in the revisionist community. Bless.