If MCJ can do it, so can I…
|Good Evening, and welcome to this BBC Newsnight Fashion Special. I’m Kirsty Wark.
This evening we’re asking a crucial question – what was Katherine Jefferts-Schori thinking?
We’ve invited two special guests to help us discern.
|Hello Trinny and Susannah. Good of you to join us.|
|Not a problem|
|By the way, which one of you is talking?|
|Both of us. At the same time.|
|OK. Now, we’ve asked you onto the programme to get your comments on a fashion debate that’s been gripping American Anglicans for the past week, namely, what was this all about.|
|What do you make of that ladies?|
|Ladies??? Trinny? Susannah?|
|Are tea cosies in on the other side of the Atlantic?|
|I don’t think so. Perhaps our other studio guest can help us.|
|I don’t think so. I don’t think anybody can help her.
Naked or otherwise.
In fact, for once I just don’t want to go there.
|Anybody? Let’s ask our final guest.|
|Don’t you all miss me now? You never had it so good….|