Go on, you know you want to.
Category: Lighter Things
UKIP Shipping Forecast
Oh this is hilarious, especially the last line. For those not in the UK who don’t understand the context, this will help.
Posted in Lighter Things, UK News
Away in a Something
Heat Magazine: Will you put a nativity scene under the tree? Joey Essex: What does that mean? Heat: You know what a nativity scene is, surely… Joey: An activity screen? Is it a box you put presents in Heat: You…
Posted in Christmas, Lighter Things
Reno erat Rudolphus
Absolutely Genius. Biretta Tip to Kelvin
An Open Letter Before This Weekend’s XFactor
Dear OFCOM, Miley Cyrus Yours Sincerely, Revd Peter Ould etc
Posted in Lighter Things, UK
Aber mit der Heimat
geht man immer herum,
durch die Welt,
dort und dort
Peter Handke
No one could describe
the Word of the Father;
but when He took flesh from you, O Theotokos,
He consented to be described, and restored the fallen image to its former beauty.
We confess and proclaim our salvation in word and image.
Kontakion of the Triumph of Orthodoxy
