Just in case I end up having to cover a really, really, really high Anglo-Catholic church ever, this would be a perfect present for yours truly.
Yes, I know it’s RC, but have you been to a high AC church recently? HT Fr Jeffrey.
Of course, for those of you who are uncomfortable with the above, you can always buy me a copy of the following…
Of course, if neither of those take your fancy, I really need one of these. Seriously. It’s SO annoying creeping into middle age….