Letter to the Church Times

Sent this morning.

Sir,

Would a quiet word to your printers be in order? There appears to have been some colour bleed in the front page cartoon this week so that the female cleric is being intimated an ecclesiastical status that she cannot legally at present hold in the Church of England. I’m sure you would want to avoid such accidents in future in order to prevent accusations of inappropriate precipitative activity on your publication’s behalf.

Sincerely,

Peter Ould (Revd)