Eurovision Nightmare

Nope, not the contest itself (which I actually really enjoy, hence the party at Chez Ould ce soir). Rather, the shock from the Semis that Switzerland’s TOP entry didn’t get through.

I mean, be reasonable – the UK entry is automatically in the Final as we’re big money players in the Eurovision scheme of things. But compare below the Swiss entry and the UK entry. I mean, what is allowing Scooch through and voting out DJ Bobo all about? You decide…