David Virtue’s latest offering:
St. Rowan’s Letter to Canterbury
A Satirical Essay
1. Rowan called to be an apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God and our brother Sodomites. I say this because our brother Sosthenes died of HIV/AIDS last year. We spread his ashes over the Mediterranean, which promptly caused a health hazard in Cyprus and the authorities paid us a call. Therefore, I am writing to you in exile.
So many offensive stereotypes in so few words.
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