Stop the Front Page!

Apparently a world renowned theologian and anthropologist has made a stunningly critical Christological statement full of insight and wisdom which we all now need to incorporate into our defunct pardigms.

In other news, I (who have never owned or cared for a pet in my life) have decided to set up a dog training academy, because I believe I am the expert on the subject. To get the benefit of my wisdom, please assemble outside the city gates next to my magic shop, massage parlour, abortion clinic…

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