Away in a Something
Heat Magazine: Will you put a nativity scene under the tree?
Joey Essex: What does that mean?
Heat: You know what a nativity scene is, surelyâ€¦
Joey: An activity screen? Is it a box you put presents in
Heat: You know, when Jesus was bornâ€¦
Joey: Oh! The hay round the bottom of the Christmas tree!
Heat: His mum and dad, Mary and Josephâ€¦
Joey: They put him in a cot?
Heat: A cribâ€¦
Joey: Like a house? What was that song they used to sing? :Bursts into song â€œBaby Jesus! Bethlehem! And he used to sit in a little barn?â€ That was a sick song. I really want to start going to church.
Heat: And the three wise men brought him gold, frankincense and myrhâ€¦
Joey: [incredulous] How do you know all of thisâ€¦